Yahoo Messenger Status Wars
The following is the sequence of status messages set on Yahoo Messenger by my friend and I; I being Batman ofcourse. Final year is making us crazier I guess.
Batman fixation!
Here comes Batman's nemesis Ballman!!
Batman is slapping Ballman silly!
Batman is emotionally weak!
Ballman has issues!
Batman stole Superman's underwear!
Ballman doesn't even wear underwear!!
Batman listens to Britney Spears.
Ballman enjoys Kenny G....in more ways than one!!
Batman has crotch ball dislocation!!
Ballman has a fungus problem!!
Batman isn't even a man!
'Ball'man is such an ironical name!!
Batman wets his bed because he has nightmares about ponies riding his car!!
Ballman was "probed" by aliens!
Balls to batman!
The question of the month...Where is "Ball"man going to rent a second b*** from?
Batman was nicknamed the filthy foetus!
"Ballman" was "Ballsman" once!
Batman is the superhero version of spam!
Ballman was born a girl!!
Batman's childhood dream was to become a bus conductor!
Ballman IS a bus conductor!!
Batman sucks at innovation!
Yes ladies and gentlemen...u heard it right..."Ballman sucks!!"
Batman sucks at imitating too!
Batman has a Batmobile....Ballman has a Ball-bicycle
Batman blinded himself to go on a blind date and that is why he wears a mask!
Ballman's sidekick....Cousin It (ref: Addam's Family)
Batman makes up stupid jokes and laughts aloud!
Ballman doesn't have a sense of humour! (And that is why this status mesg is not funny....he wudn't understand it then)
Batman burps while sleeping and thinks he is funny!
Ballman thinks a blind date is a "BLIND" date!!!
Batman has a split personality and thinks he is a house keeper!
Ballman's greatest enemies are little kids who can read!!
Batman thinks George Bush is cute!!
Its not Ballman fault that he was adopted!
Batman thinks collecting coffee cups is cool!
Ballman spends all his free afternoons trying to find his missing funny bone!!
Ballman thinks Batman owes him a coffee!
Batman says tmrw at shack :)
Shaggy: i go sleep now
Shaggy: bye
gulti: me too
gulti: cya
Batman fixation!
Here comes Batman's nemesis Ballman!!
Batman is slapping Ballman silly!
Batman is emotionally weak!
Ballman has issues!
Batman stole Superman's underwear!
Ballman doesn't even wear underwear!!
Batman listens to Britney Spears.
Ballman enjoys Kenny G....in more ways than one!!
Batman has crotch ball dislocation!!
Ballman has a fungus problem!!
Batman isn't even a man!
'Ball'man is such an ironical name!!
Batman wets his bed because he has nightmares about ponies riding his car!!
Ballman was "probed" by aliens!
Balls to batman!
The question of the month...Where is "Ball"man going to rent a second b*** from?
Batman was nicknamed the filthy foetus!
"Ballman" was "Ballsman" once!
Batman is the superhero version of spam!
Ballman was born a girl!!
Batman's childhood dream was to become a bus conductor!
Ballman IS a bus conductor!!
Batman sucks at innovation!
Yes ladies and gentlemen...u heard it right..."Ballman sucks!!"
Batman sucks at imitating too!
Batman has a Batmobile....Ballman has a Ball-bicycle
Batman blinded himself to go on a blind date and that is why he wears a mask!
Ballman's sidekick....Cousin It (ref: Addam's Family)
Batman makes up stupid jokes and laughts aloud!
Ballman doesn't have a sense of humour! (And that is why this status mesg is not funny....he wudn't understand it then)
Batman burps while sleeping and thinks he is funny!
Ballman thinks a blind date is a "BLIND" date!!!
Batman has a split personality and thinks he is a house keeper!
Ballman's greatest enemies are little kids who can read!!
Batman thinks George Bush is cute!!
Its not Ballman fault that he was adopted!
Batman thinks collecting coffee cups is cool!
Ballman spends all his free afternoons trying to find his missing funny bone!!
Ballman thinks Batman owes him a coffee!
Batman says tmrw at shack :)
Shaggy: i go sleep now
Shaggy: bye
gulti: me too
gulti: cya
This entry was posted on Monday, February 06, 2006 at 7:53 AM.
Monday, February 06, 2006 9:21:00 PM Posted bywow!i used to watch batman cartoons as a kid but never knew that he had so much personality. well, as for ballman, let him stick to his 'ball' games.
Tuesday, February 07, 2006 8:13:00 PM Posted by
=))
Tuesday, February 07, 2006 8:54:00 PM Posted by
@mizfit : so are u joining the crusades against ballman??
@phoenix : thank u thank u
Tuesday, February 07, 2006 9:25:00 PM Posted by
@GHB~i'm surprised u even doubted for a second.
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