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The Days Of Our Lives

The past...the present...the future!

The Chronicles of the Traffic Offender - Part II

 
"We come out of the airport, after all the discussion about senti, some with pity, some talking about PT, etc. Shaggy notices his car, which was present, for sure, as he was the one to get it there, seems to be nowhere. He exclaims, "Dude, where's my car?"

But fortunately, this wasn't the first time his car had got towed, so he unhappily starts walking down the familiar path towards the chowki. As company, me and Dixi. Dixi looks far into the infinite. He recollects painfully, "I was once in a police station." You can be sure his reminiscences get him emotional. But he is stronger now. And you can say that when you see his hard eyes on the mention of the name of the police. I ask, "Have you seen, 'Dude, where's my car?'." Shaggy was not quite in the mood to comment, but Dixi came out of the trance suddenly, saw some guy disturbing him and shouted, "Have you seen, 'Dude, Sudeep Kamath fell down the flyover!' " I replied in the negative and Dixi added that I must rather not see that.

Back to the car, Shaggy finds himself fined Rs. 100 for parking wrongly and Rs. 200 as towing charges. Shaggy complains to us, "Maine kab kahaan inko tow karaane ko?" and insists that Dixi show the finger to the officials while we leave. This however, was not to be the case. Shaggy therefore, stuck to his desire of having Dixi show the finger to every other person visible on the trip back. Dixi tried to "konsole" Shaggy by arguing that Rs. 300 is worth any hot babe and definitely Shilpa Shetty. The point however, that must be noticed, is that Dixi did not recognise Shilpa Shetty at all in the airport. On my word, finally, they both seemed to find it credible that Shamita was with her too. "So, two hot babes! What is Rs. 300?" blurts Dixi.

So, the car moves on and it is christened, "The car of might" by Shaggy finally getting the sad money transaction out of his mind. "THE CAR OF MIGHT" he shouts.

"This is the car of might". To prove this point, Shaggy performed all kinds of acceleration and jerking. Finally, when back in insti, Shaggy used to drive very fast and suddenly slow down on encountering a speed-breaker, slowing down and actually stopping right on it. This seemed to annoy Dixi to a pleasant extent. And he started looking like Dixi."

P.S.: Not written by me but since I enjoyed it, I though might as well post it. Everything written above is true! And Shilpa Shetty (who we had the pleasure of catching a glimpe of at the airport) is HOOOTTTTTT!!!!
 
This entry was posted on Thursday, May 04, 2006 at 12:16 PM.
 
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Friday, May 05, 2006 12:49:00 PM Posted by Blogger Gyrobo

Cars of might retail for a lot of money on the auto market.

But not as much as flying cars.    



Saturday, May 06, 2006 3:08:00 AM Posted by Blogger Lil Mizfit

if u r a traffic offender, a frequent one that too, there are chances that in ur sub concious mind, u have some kindda 'attraction' towards 'police-wale uncles'. that cud explain why u always find small ways of getting into trouble with the law.

ques: do u often fantasize abt a three-some involving u, a police-wallah and ur innocent car? think abt it...    



Saturday, May 06, 2006 6:04:00 AM Posted by Blogger NeiLDC

hmm. observe traffic rules, anyway im still learning how to drive! LOL    



Saturday, May 06, 2006 11:44:00 PM Posted by Blogger concerned citizen

If you live in the U.S. & your name ends in Kennedy as in Patrick Kennedy, You can get away w/anything.    



Sunday, May 07, 2006 1:12:00 AM Posted by Blogger medusa

ok ok ok ok
so you have a car
fine    



Sunday, May 07, 2006 7:10:00 AM Posted by Blogger Wild Reeds

The "Until I leave Bombay" clock is ticking away... :-(    



Wednesday, May 10, 2006 8:53:00 AM Posted by Anonymous Anonymous

I was at home and I missed the treat.. and u forgot the second sister who is much more hotter and proportionate than the bambooer one.. ur neighbour.. Jedi: Odi-Van-Kenobi

:-<    



Friday, May 12, 2006 9:19:00 PM Posted by Blogger concerned citizen

Grasshopper, are you going to save the day or run away?    



Saturday, May 13, 2006 12:59:00 AM Posted by Blogger Ankit

oh lucky u!!!!!
spotting shilpa shetty sounds the coolest of all the incidents of that night    



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